Whack it like you mean it.
— Rachael Ray
If this man is not guilty, then Macy’s does not sell panty-hos.
— Law and Order
I pop my pimples because they tell me too.
— In Living Color
I got the toe jam, whos got the peanut butter?
— In Living Color
I’m sorry you Dick Infested Man Mattress.
— Better Off Ted
When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth.
— Dawn of the Dead
You are wealthier than any man I have ever heard of. Whatever your problems were, they are over. What do you want to buy?
Revenge. Death is too good for them. They must suffer as I suffered. They must see their world, all they hold dear, ripped from them as it was ripped from me.
— The Count of Monte Cristo
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